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Mad AlchemyLa Femme Chamois Creme

Mad AlchemyLa Femme Chamois Creme

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La Femme Chamois Creme

For the most part, the cult of chamois creme is a boy's club. 'Tis a pity, as the salves are designed to save the bottoms of men and women alike. To help remedy this disparity, Mad Alchemy has concocted their La Femme Chamois Creme. It has the same base lube and essential oils as their other creams, but adds lavender oil and ups the concentrations of tea tree, grapefruit and peppermint essential oils. Lavender is an age-old antiseptic and pain-reliever, peppermint is also a pain-reliever and adds a little cooling. Tea tree oil works the anti-viral and anti-fungal fronts to help keep infections at bay.


The scent is a little more flowery than Mad Alchemy's other chamois preparations with notes of citrus, but it will also work magic for men. Both sexes can dab it, rub it, or slather it on the sensitive skin or the chamois itself to lubricate and protect that delicate interface with the saddle.


It's worth noting that all three Mad Alchemy chamois cream formulations work with the same base ingredients. As such, they share viscosity, lubricity, and are safe for both hommes and femmes. They are all veggie-based with high-quality ingredients.


The Mad Alchemy La Femme Crème comes in a 4 oz (120ml) tub.


Tech Specs

Volume
4fl oz
Application
rub-on
Ingredients
water, brassica campestris (rapeseed) oil, cetearyl isonoanoate, ceteareth20, sodium polyacrylate, polypropylene glycol, cetearyl alcohol, glcerin, ceteareth12, cetyl palmitae, proprietary essential oil blend
Recommended Use
cycling

Overall Rating

4 based on 12 ratings

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