The Electric Mayday Sunglasses—these oversized sunglasses remind us that in every other civilized country, May Day is a national day of worker solidarity—i.e. no one works. So every time you wear these massive sunglasses, forget work, shirk all responsibilities, and take the day off. Your boss will understand. Distortion-free lenses block all UV rays and lightweight frames feel comfy all day.

Proposition 65 Warning for California Consumers: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and/or birth defects or other reproductive harm.