VonZipper

Stache Sunglasses - Polarized

Jerry calibrated his radar gun, sipped his mocha-latte, and quietly thanked the polarized lenses of the Von Zipper Stache Sunglasses for cutting the glare from the hood of his freshly waxed cruiser. Sundays were usually reserved for firearm maintenance, but he was so inspired by the slick, curved fit his new impact-resistant shades, that he had decided to hunker down in the mortuary parking lot and catch speeders on their way home from church. Plus, the skinny, wire-injected temple arms and aviator-style fit sat on his face so comfortably he didn't want to ruin the feeling by listening to his girlfriend talk about her feelings all day—too many ex-wives to pull over and too little time.

Proposition 65 Warning for California Consumers: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and/or birth defects or other reproductive harm.