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Thanks for the sweetness Elmore.

As beams of green laser light illuminate the thick, white smoke rising around your body, don the polarized Von Zipper Sunglasses, and top-rock out into a techno-fueled dance frenzy of wasted college students and 35-year-old virgins. Behind distortion-correcting and impact-resistant polycarbonate lenses, your eyes stay safely shielded from flying vials of psychotropic substances sailing over the crowd. Even if you catch a little bit of dimension-altering fluid in your eyes, you'll still scope the club glare-free thanks to the polarized lens coating. Find some open dance floor, stuff these flat-face, throwback-style shades in your breast pocket, and school all the break-fakers with the one-handed-windmill-to-handspring you learned from online forums ... classic.

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psvann

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Good looking sunglasses but I had to send them back because they are HUGE, way way too big for my face. These require a large head.