Contributions by StokedOnPow (1)

This helmet is so astronomical that I can't even begin to explain how stoked I get just gazing at its fine craftsmanship. Holding it makes me want to dress up as Santa Claus and ride into the park on a reindeer pulling hoof grinds and eating pumpkin pie. The first time I actually placed it on my nogin I blacked out and woke up in the morning sleeping on a pile of money.