Monkey Man sex appeal?

By NZJono Ranked #4440 - Men's Down Jackets June 19, 2006

Well I knew that the Monkey Man Fleece was going to be the warmest, best fitting, great-for-winter-climbing fleece that I have ever owned... and it definitely is all that. But what I hadn't anticipated is that apparently it has great sex appeal, as well. I can't attribute all the strokes and finger-touching just to my haggard good looks - as they don't really exist. It MUST be the Monkey Man that my partner likes so much. She says it makes me look hunky, big shoulders and small waist (aren't women so predictable, huh) and she can't keep her hands off me when I'm wearing one. So for those guys thinking of buying one - don't delay. Forget the breathability and functional excellence... just think of the extra benefits you get for free.

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