Stoic (and my mom) want me to shave...

By Wildweaseldriver Ranked #96 - Men's Lightweight Long Underwear - Tops January 2, 2012

Let me start by saying that I f-bombing love Stoic. I ordered one of these babies knowing that I'll only need one Long-Sleeve on my upcoming round the world tour (Catch me in a city near you...just kidding, but seriously.)

All the five-star reviews are spot on, but I can tell one thing about each of the reviewers: Mike, Arthur, Dave and Jake are beardless...or if they aren't they have some sort of teflon coated facial hair that I envy like they most likely envy my mountain-man ruggedness.

I would rate these as five-star, promise bc.com my first born, (it'll be a rad little grom, I promise) drive the 10 minutes it takes to get from this keyboard to the warehouse and kiss the first bearded employee I gazed upon if they only made one little addition:

You guessed it - zipper garage. Hell, I may even patent a zipper carport, and give 'em away free to all the other beardos out there so we can live in pain-free Bieberesque Nirvana like you.

Come to think of it. Maybe I'll just shave and give it an extra star. My mom (and maybe yours) thanks you.

(I'm 5'11" 165# and love the Medium. It's tight enough to rock underneath all my other Stoic gear, but loose enough in the midsection that I don't feel so bad about spending more days this winter at the Beerhive than the Bird - seriously this Wasatch winter blows so far...)

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