Transform 2 X-treme: A Dilemma

By Ohio Core Ranked #997 - Men's Ski Jackets October 12, 2010

Essentially putting on North Face Steep-Tech Gear is like Frodo putting on the ring...it's a gamechanger, you'll get powers and others are gonna be jealous be-atchiz. The pockets, buckles, zippers, and various do-hickies lets others know that you are a powder pimp ready to take it deep and drop your meat bomb over any cliff. But be warned, where X-tremeness dwells so follows the forces of darkness: jealousy, anger, and girls with low self-esteem............YOU'VE BEEN WARNED,USE YOUR NEW POWERS WISELY!!!!!!!!! Hint:(the pocket on the left shoulder is perfect for holding 3 Magnum brand condoms)

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