Camalot....Marry Me!!!

By Cedar Wright Ranked #1 - Big Wall Climbing February 23, 2010

Oh BD Camalot You are the one!
You make hard cracks oh so much fun.
When I plug you it brings me a grin
Whether the crack is gaping or thin
For finger stack cranks relentless and mean
I whip out my lovely point seven five green
And when thin hands are what lies ahead
I quickly whip out the number one red
If it's knee locks, stacks and other heinous tricks
That's when I pull out the trusty five and six
It's hard to say what's my favorite size
but my big fingers fit nicely in purple point fives
And some times cupped hands bring me pure glee
That's when I bust out the blue number three
But probably when I feel the most uber bold
Is when I'm in hands and plug in the gold
Some might say my obsession is strange
But I say show me a cam with this build and range
There's a reason crack ninjas carry this gear
It's because nothing's better...year after year.
And all the bad ass aid climbers say it as well
The Camalot is the last piece of gear that they'd sell.
Geniusly double axled, single stemmed, sexy and sleek
Oh Camalot I'd marry you any day of the week.

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