Pure Uncut Funk

By Cedar Wright Ranked #15 - Climbing Accessories and Training February 5, 2010

magnesium carbonate you are the bomb
you absorb my sweat when I can't keep my calm
I tried all the brands but you are the best
Not to fine and slippy...your the perfect mesh
When I get pulled over, the cops get suspicious
They eyeball me hard and say "what the hell is this?"
I say that my friend is pure white gold
This usually doesn't help they say "hands up and do as your told"
That's when I explain to their consternation
that this white stuff is for soaking up perspiration
I show them my chalk bag and give them a taste
That's when they know their time is a waste
But no matter what trouble you might bring
Chalk oh chalk, you will always be my queen
From tickmarks to slopers to crimpers to jugs
Chalk I want to give you Kisses and Hugs.

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