Gear Review
Pure Uncut Funk
By Cedar Wright
Ranked #15 - Climbing Accessories and Training
February 5, 2010
magnesium carbonate you are the bomb
you absorb my sweat when I can't keep my calm
I tried all the brands but you are the best
Not to fine and slippy...your the perfect mesh
When I get pulled over, the cops get suspicious
They eyeball me hard and say "what the hell is this?"
I say that my friend is pure white gold
This usually doesn't help they say "hands up and do as your told"
That's when I explain to their consternation
that this white stuff is for soaking up perspiration
I show them my chalk bag and give them a taste
That's when they know their time is a waste
But no matter what trouble you might bring
Chalk oh chalk, you will always be my queen
From tickmarks to slopers to crimpers to jugs
Chalk I want to give you Kisses and Hugs.
View Details: Black Diamond Uncut White Gold Pure Chalk
Helpful Votes: 22 Yes
Change me.



4 Comments Last Reply: May 20, 2011 By: Scott Angus
At the store only the 56g comes in block, everything else is in a powder bag.
Helpful Votes: 0 Yes
^Win!
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wow. i thought i liked chalk. right on.
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hahahahahah niiiiice.
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