Gear Review
Black Diamond Dynex Sewn Runners
Ode To Sling
By Cedar Wright
Ranked #10 - Climbing Accessories and Training
September 10, 2009
How do I love you Sling...let me count the ways.
You've always been there for me over the days
You catch my falls
And extend so well
When I don't have big balls
I use you to bail.
Some call you a runner
I call you a friend
I use you to cut rope drag
When I climb round a bend.
You're the perfect combination
Of Light and Strong
You improve my belay station
With you I can't go wrong!
I love you sling...
Marry me
We will sing
With Joy and Glee!
Over the shoulder
or as a quickdraw
Youre the best sling
That I ever saw.
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Change me.
4 Comments Last Reply: February 7, 2011 By: Willy Syndram
love the review... :)
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or just go here http://www.swarpa.net/~danforth/climb/si
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If you thought this was good you should read the .5 pink tricam reviews.
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Haha! This is the best review I've ever read! :)
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