- Ode to the Spork -

By Andrew Burton Ranked #65 - Cookware November 7, 2008

Who lays inside stuff sack waiting to be used?
Who's titanium handle has never been abused?
Who stabs at noodles, spoons up soup, and shovels Captain Crunch?
Only one will i choose to help me eat my lunch.
Who's pointy spikes and rounded end puts forks and spoons to shame?
Who makes the knives cringe in fear when they hear his name?
Who is the mighty king of all the silverware?
Who's mighty frame should always be handled with respect and care?
Who has been man's loyal and helpfull dinner-mate?
Who's only purpose is to lift the food from your plate?
Who can tackle ramen, Crystal Light, and even chewy pork?
Only one can do these things... and that friends is the SPORK!

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