What is the biggest difference between the lobster bib and the foundation bib? Is one more waterproof than the other? Which one is better insulated and which one has better venting? Would my wife find me sexier in one more than the other. What do you call a camel with no humps?

Tech Specs:

Material:

[Shell] Hyvent 2L cross-dyed herribone; [Lining] mechanic-embossed taffeta 

Side Zips:

Cuff zip gusset 

Venting:

Inner thigh vents w/ mesh gussets 

Pockets:

1 Bib, 2 chest, 2 back, 2 cargo, 2 handwarmer, 1 external pass window 

Seam Taped:

Yes, fully 

Waist:

Belt loops 

Gaiters:

Yes 

Recommended Use:

Skiing, snowboarding 

Manufacturer Warranty:

Lifetime