buncha bitches

i would not this shoe for bouldering, nor sport climbing...soft shoes are for crack climbing only! this shoe is perfectly good for toe drag and jams. resoles are cheap, so foot work is not important, keep that in mind beginners or experts! this shoe is okay to let go...by that i mean to store in a dark, dreary area without ventilation b/c with it's breathable leather (like ledorhosen), you can do anything all day long. so don't take extra good care of these because they are uber durable. remember: this is a sport not worth dying for, but risk dyin for.

alright, so this harness sucks for leadin ...and i wouldnt lead anything over 5.12c, heads up kids (p.s. not for adults over 39.5 lbs..really chafes the chub rub if ya know what i mean)

when i am rap bolting a route, i make sure to wear these shoes b/c i know the vibram rubber won't wear out throught the rap! accordin to daniel thompson, these are the best for toe hooking...in the jym! i beg to differ, these are the best when jammin a knee bar, bitch. either way, pulling plastic ROCKS!

who needs a small rope when alpine climbin when you have hemp? who said hippies can't climb?

the buckle on the swami rusted out, it didn't help me finish climbin my project (the one i rapped down to drill) and a 5 footer squeeze made me piss myself...or at least that' what i like to tell people at the bar. p.s. this harness doesn't get in the way when sitting on the bar stool talking about climbing 5.14 trad...in kansas. thanks for the sponsor camp!

these even works for idiots! the only way to f this up is to ignore the 3 pictures and the 2 page pamphlet sold with each unit. remember, load it backwards....it always makes for a good thanksgiving story at the 'rents house!

with a wick-a-way shirt, i can now take many blasts to the chests without working up a sweat! i love the fast drying material, i only wish it was self cleaning b/c of lack of cash flow...but that's about to change b/c of the new thermarest bought (really attracts non-vagabonds). the light colors around the top usually match my pearl necklase...bitches in the field, thats wair its at. thanks prana..couldn't do it w.out ya! -yours pretruley.