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Stomping Grounds:
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Bio:
Born in the icy climes of northern New England, Porter 'Cougar' Haney is no stranger to the mountains.
Once, in Canada, he caught a wild salmon with a magnifying glass, cunning, and determination, then trained it to hunt down and retrieve smaller fish for his sustenance.
He has been sighted swimming off Cape Horn, and regularly bathes in frigid Patagonian waters for his health.
He has logged more than 366.333 (repeating of course) consecutive days with at least one face shot, and has perfected the art of skiing rock faces devoid of snow.
As a Freelance Mexican Food Architect, he has been awarded the first Michelin star in the discipline. He has the kind of culinary intuition that cannot be learned or taught.
His nacho towers reach the height of two-story buildings, and his Huevos Rancheros set off both fire and flavor alarms.
His mustaches make women weak in the knees. His beards drive them insane.
As a youngster, he drove a 1950 Chevy from Whistler to Wyoming, then from Stowe to Snowbird, just to see where the best schussing was. As an adult, the schussing has learned to follow him instead.
His Carhartt double-fronts haven't been washed since he bought them 8 years ago. They smell of determination and jasmine.
His resolve is the stuff of legends.
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Porter Haney's Big Skis
Created December 1, 2009
Ski's I'd like to shred on.
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Stoic Bombshell Bib - Men's
2 days ago
These bibs are holding up to even the tightest LCC tree shots. Pretty burly.
Got an XL when I normally wear a L.
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Tea Brewing
Snow Peak GigaPower Micro Max Stove - Titanium
December 10, 2008
Using this bad boy to make tea in the notch.
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Marker Duke Ski Binding
October 24, 2008
Going even a full boot size up only brings your sole length up to about a 315mm, still within the Smalls range. I suggest sticking with the size Small.Smalls weight less too!
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Black Diamond Fritschi Diamir Freeride Plus Binding
September 24, 2008
You should be able to bend it out a little if it doesn't fit quite right. No worries.
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Marker Baron Ski Bindings
September 10, 2008
This binding definitely stiffens the ski. It also enables the gripping of hard pack. I think these binders are a little burlier than the fritschi (they also weight more).
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Scarpa T1 Thermo Telemark Boot 06/07 - Men's
September 4, 2008
http://www.telemarkski.com/html/how_mold_liner.html
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