Employee Gear Closet - Brian Gulotta
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The word cougar has an ambiguous meaning. In recent years, it has taken on a new definition. The urban cougar is an older woman that hunts her prey. They are ‘sophisticated’ ladies generally with some serious cash in pursuit of younger men. The term is something that most women despise and all men embrace. All in all, it’s a compliment that some ladies can age phenomenally. The ultimate question is who is hunting who? It has been implied that these older women hunt prey. Although this may be true, like any dating scene there is still a matter of effort that needs to be displayed on the male’s part, as an act of reciprocation.
These urban cougars have been known to frequent certain social clubs and bars. Like most hunters, men need to know where these women spend there time. With a little reconnaissance and a bit of effort, you too can obtain a license and tags or the necessary requirements to become the prey to cougars within a ski town.
The Walk-in closet:
- Cougars tend to have a multitude of watches. Although they may look at their watch, time is irrelevant to the cougar... hair and nail appointments are the only temporal issues for this species.
- Must keep their ring fingers warm.
- Every Cougar hopes to make it to the next level of MILF.
- Jackie O started the trend...Big Sunglasses help Cougars feel young
- Must walk to Sundance Film Festival Movie premieres in style.
Dudes:
- A time piece really does make a good impression
- Every guy needs shades to cover up specifically where his eyes are really glancing.
- Any Snow-pant that looks eccentric and isn't the standard color of black will draw the attention of the cougar.
- The lid is an essential for style.
