Nixon Dork Watch
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Nixon Dork Watch
The Nixon Dork watch features a simple digital module display, date indicator, and a custom plush leather band. It's so freakin' cool, Nixon gave it the most ironic name they could think of. That's not to imply it isn't as smart as that tech weenie in your math class—the Dork literally tells you the time with custom voice alarms that include Tony Hawk, Saxton Boucher, and other surprise guests. Simply set the alarm, and these guys will tell you when it's time to get moving. Perhaps not surprisingly, the Dork is relatively unathletic and is afraid of water. AVAILABLE FOR US SHIPMENT ONLY.
Bottom Line: The most popular dork you'll ever know.






