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Throw on the Spacecraft Offender Beanie before you head to the local old folks home to hurl insults at sweet old ladies, darling little grandmas, and war heroes.

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Magnificence for your head.

  • Familiarity:I've put it through the wringer
  • Fit:True to size

Thanks to and Spacecraft for selecting me to hand review this beanie for the Community.

You know socks? Those nice, knit things that you slide onto your feet to keep the sweat from dominating those ratty shoes you should have already replaced? Did you know that they make socks for your head?

Indeed. They're called beanies. They add to the natural insulation of your hair (or work against that bald patch) to keep your noggin from egregiously freezing solid. And no, you don't want to know how that happens.

Beanies occupy this lovely borderland between technical gear and style. Even if your beanie sports the latest technical fabric, patterns developed by three different Swiss fashion designers, and a logo derived from the skeleton of something that died millions of years ago in a mud bog, it probably isn't much better than most other beanies.

Which means that personal style can genuinely be said to matter more here. There's a billion beanies out there. You'll like this one if you want a beanie that's comfy, but not excessive. After all, the whole condom tip thing went out years ago. It won't smell when it gets wet. It doesn't stretch out, even when jammed repeatedly under a helmet. It's just the right amount of windproof, with the weave at a comfy gauge to let out perspiration when skinning around or running from your ex. It's a paragon of on the hill, at the bar enjoyability (seriously, who came up with that? All my idiot friends go to the bar in their ski gear). Either way, it looks good. It also comes in a heathered look, if that's what you're in to.

Bottom line: socks for your head are a great idea.

Fine in the frost

Fine in the frost

When temps dipped in early December, we managed to keep the skin track going in Montana.

Medium Blue

Medium Blue

Here is a photo i took from our inventory of Medium Blue. It will give you a better idea of how the color will look in person.


They must be from space.

  • Familiarity:I've put it through the wringer
  • Fit:True to size

Pretty sure these were designed by aliens...only because I've never placed a beanie on my head with this kind of fit. And I'm no gaper...competitive snowboarder for the last 15 years and rode on the Park City All-Star for many years. Do I dare say I have placed of beanies on my head over the years and THIS one tops them all.

I ordered three in different colors...that's just how much I like it.


Warm, slouchy goodness from Spacecraft

  • Familiarity:I've used it several times

So many of these beanies are the same/similar. The Offender is not super thick so it is warm but will fit nicely under a helmet. It will also not overheat your noggin. Over time, it stretches to slouchy goodness which I love.


Great year round beanie

  • Familiarity:I've put it through the wringer

This is the perfect beanie for winter campfires or summer chillin.


Great beanie, love the orange color

  • Familiarity:I've put it through the wringer
  • Fit:True to size

I like this beanie a lot, like all spacecraft products. Fits great, like the long fit so you can wear it long or roll/fold it up. Has held its shape well after lots of wear. Would recommend


Not my favorite

    This beanie's alright, I mostly got it for the color (gray), so I sometimes still wear it, even though the sag isn't great and it's a big snug. I like a looser fit, so I usually stick to Coal.


    Great Buy

      Super warm and comfortable. Fits great. Like that I can wear it long, or roll it up.