Revo

Guide Extreme Sunglasses - Polarized

If you've ever written "gettin' after it" under "job description" on tax form or application, chances are good that you did it while wearing the Revo Guide Extreme Polarized Sunglasses, which shows just how hardcore you really are. The Guide is equally heavy on the function and the style, with impact-resistant polarized Serilium lenses and a design that doesn't so much sneak up on people as it does stroll up to them, backhand them across the face, and shout "XXXtreme!". The poor guy might splutter a little, but that's OK, because the Guide's lenses are treated with an Element Shield coating that repels water, oil, and dirt, and removable side shields designed to block reflected sun and the spit of surprised slapees.

The Guide's designed to stay on your face during serious activity, with a Motion-Fit construction and non-slip nose pads that hug your head kinda like that crazy girl you met at the bar, only way more comfortably and with slightly less aggression. As a plus, the frames are made of Eco-Use, a polymer made from renewable castor bean oil, so they're more eco-friendly than your traditional shades, and have a removable leash and buoy that keep your glasses from heading down to Davy Jones' locker if they, or you, fall out of the boat.

Proposition 65 Warning for California Consumers: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and/or birth defects or other reproductive harm.