Frank M.wrote a review of Victorinox SwissChamp Swiss Army Knife on December 28, 2012
Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
This is a BIG knife and has nearly everything you could ever want. It doesn't have a lawnmower or a portable generator, but you could definitely build one of each if you own this knife. You could then turn around and sign the patents for the things you created and keep the keys to your factory on the key ring.
In short, this is the most versatile and amazing tool I've ever encountered. Get it if you can!