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Wildweaseldriver

Wasatch for land, UTTR for air, and worldwide for sea

Wildweaseldriver's Passions

Hiking & Camping
Snowboarding
Running
Snowshoeing
Climbing

Wildweaseldriver's Bio

I'm no one of concern. I just like scaring myself in as many ways as possible.

Wildweaseldriver

Wildweaseldriverwrote a review of on January 2, 2012

4 5

Let me start by saying that I f-bombing love Stoic. I ordered one of these babies knowing that I'll only need one Long-Sleeve on my upcoming round the world tour (Catch me in a city near you...just kidding, but seriously.)

All the five-star reviews are spot on, but I can tell one thing about each of the reviewers: Mike, Arthur, Dave and Jake are beardless...or if they aren't they have some sort of teflon coated facial hair that I envy like they most likely envy my mountain-man ruggedness.

I would rate these as five-star, promise bc.com my first born, (it'll be a rad little grom, I promise) drive the 10 minutes it takes to get from this keyboard to the warehouse and kiss the first bearded employee I gazed upon if they only made one little addition:

You guessed it - zipper garage. Hell, I may even patent a zipper carport, and give 'em away free to all the other beardos out there so we can live in pain-free Bieberesque Nirvana like you.

Come to think of it. Maybe I'll just shave and give it an extra star. My mom (and maybe yours) thanks you.

(I'm 5'11" 165# and love the Medium. It's tight enough to rock underneath all my other Stoic gear, but loose enough in the midsection that I don't feel so bad about spending more days this winter at the Beerhive than the Bird - seriously this Wasatch winter blows so far...)

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Wildweaseldriverwrote a review of on December 17, 2011

4 5

Yes, I constructed that word from the ether, which btw, the Master Blasters are quite adept at pushing one into the other. I digress.

First I need to point out that these are stitched from some seriously bad ass bovine organs. Which, if you'd studied the tanning process for 6-9 seconds or owned anything made from animal carcass in the past, you will know takes time to break-in.

"Oh so straight out the box, they won't massage my ears like jell-o covered in baby oil?"

No, guy who has excellent analogies, they'll take a bit before your pinna get wet at the mere mention of the NMBH. Hold on to that return, and let the death-cycle of leather take place, you instant gratification slut.

Also, the articulation of the cups is the envy of every cirque-yoga-gymnast this side of the Himalayas (Which side? Doesn't matter, you're on both). I wear these like deadmau5 on a three-day bender, glitchmob at the after party, and bassnectar on a bad day. Hell I even toss 'em on backwards when I want to blow my left brain clear over to my right. It's synergy.

I purchased these off WM, to replace a pair of Shure SE425's, that some genetic tailing pond reject decided to liberate from my tympanic tyranny. Those sick little buggers were part of the Occupy my ear movement, you douche! Anyhow, I can attest the nixon's push more air (bass) into my head and make me look tons sillier. They're damn clear too, but without the benefit of a side by side deathmatch, I'd venture the Shure's were crisper high-end. They fit slightly less well underneath my motorcycle helmet, but they definitely let those around you know you don't care to hear their thoughts, and probably can't even hear your own.

Had I paid full price, I would probably choose the Shures, but it was time for a change, and since Obama's not bringin' it my way, I went old school with NIXON. (Didn't see that coming, eh?)

Turn. it. up.

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Wildweaseldriverwrote a review of on December 17, 2011

4 5

Yes, I constructed that word from the ether, which btw, the Master Blasters are quite adept at pushing one into the other. I digress.

First I need to point out that these are stitched from some seriously bad ass bovine organs. Which, if you'd studied the tanning process for 6-9 seconds or owned anything made from animal carcass in the past, you will know takes time to break-in.

"Oh so straight out the box, they won't massage my ears like jell-o covered in baby oil?"

No, guy who has excellent analogies, they'll take a bit before your pinna get wet at the mere mention of the NMBH. Hold on to that return, and let the death-cycle of leather take place, you instant gratification slut.

Also, the articulation of the cups is the envy of every cirque-yoga-gymnast this side of the Himalayas (Which side? Doesn't matter, you're on both). I wear these like deadmau5 on a three-day bender, glitchmob at the after party, and bassnectar on a bad day. Hell I even toss 'em on backwards when I want to blow my left brain clear over to my right. It's synergy.

I purchased these off WM, to replace a pair of Shure SE425's, that some genetic tailing pond reject decided to liberate from my tympanic tyranny. Those sick little buggers were part of the Occupy my ear movement, you douche! Anyhow, I can attest the nixon's push more air (bass) into my head and make me look tons sillier. They're damn clear too, but without the benefit of a side by side deathmatch, I'd venture the Shure's were crisper high-end. They fit slightly less well underneath my motorcycle helmet, but they definitely let those around you know you don't care to hear their thoughts, and probably can't even hear your own.

Had I paid full price, I would probably choose the Shure's, but it was time for a change, and since Obama's not bringin' it my way, I went old school with NIXON. (Didn't see that coming, eh?)

Turn. it. up.

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