Tyrannosaurus Dex

Tyrannosaurus Dex

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I Frolic in the woods of Little Cottonwood Canyon with Unicorns!

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This isn't my tinder profile, so you get nothing
Except David, because he doesn't think Im funny

Tyrannosaurus Dex

Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on September 16, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: Runs small

Every dream boat want to be Lumbersexual Man drinking vegan gluten free Non GMO Soy double lattes at the local coffee roasters needs this shirt.
Covers my ironic tattoos, so I can get more money from my parents, you know until my blog about the indigenous tribes of Mongolia takes off, or some other idea that I jump to takes off (After this writing session, I'm planning on floating across the great salt lake in an inflatable bouncy house to raise money to get my kick starter going to fund my trip to the moon with Russian Space Pirates!)
This shirt is also soft enough to wipe my eyes when I see something really sad and need to cry before using my Instagram and Facebook to publicly blast the evil doers into submission and make them feel all sad about doing mean things. Too boot also has no logos, so I can wear it to the local safe space and not have any microgressions that could offend anyone....

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Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on September 16, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: Runs small
Height: 10' 0"
Weight: 666 lbs
Size Purchased: Large

Every dream boat want to be Lumbersexual Man drinking vegan gluten free Non GMO Soy double lattes at the local coffee roasters needs this shirt.
Covers my ironic tattoos, so I can get more money from my parents, you know until my blog about the indigenous tribes of Mongolia takes off, or some other idea that I jump to takes off (After this writing session, I'm planning on floating across the great salt lake in an inflatable bouncy house to raise money to get my kick starter going to fund my trip to the moon with Russian Space Pirates!)
This shirt is also soft enough to wipe my eyes when I see something really sad and need to cry before using my Instagram and Facebook to publicly blast the evil doers into submission and make them feel all sad about doing mean things. Too boot also has no logos, so I can wear it to the local safe space and not have any microgressions that could offend anyone....

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Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on August 31, 2016

5 5

Since David, went thru all of my reviews and said they were "Garabage" and "Not Funny" in an obvious coup to censor my free speech because he is working for the lizard people to help them keep people in check.

This item provided the needed transportation of good to and from starting and ending locations. Kept them at temperatures that I wanted to keep them at. Just like David is working with the lizard people to have water bottles that don't transport goods to and from starting locations at different temperature to keep the lizard people in Power.

David is probably going to say this is not funny because David is a not funny person in cahoots with the lizard people!

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Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on August 8, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Since Jerry got on here and is trying to silence my voice on the greats of this prefect protest bag with "Blatant propaganda for political cause." I'm re writing this.

Great for handing out flyers for MEATICIDE a vegan protest band that plays local stores that sell the flesh of animals. It held all my flyers with no problem and had enough space to hold my non GMO, fair wage, non discrimantory workers made water bottle as well.

Fits like a Champ and secures tightly. Holds a ton of weight , so when Jerry snitches on protest and your freedom to review items how ever you want, you can smack him up side the skull with a bag full of bricks. Problem is now Im going to have to live out of it for a bit, as that snitch Jerry, keeps turning me in via social media.


DAMMIT JERRY

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review flagged as Nothing to do with product. Why is BC allowing their employees to post this garbage?. Click here to view.

review flagged as Blatant propaganda for political cause. Click here to view.

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review flagged as Irrelevant, insincere foolishness. Click here to view.

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Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on July 22, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've used it several times

It did the job of sustaining my needed dietary needs while hiding out in a bunker under Disney Land while waiting for the Aliens to come down and take over the earth. Only down side other than being crazy delicious ( Chili was my favs, totes) was that I couldn't shape a sweet tin foil hat out of the bags

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Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on June 29, 2016

4 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 200 lbs
Size Purchased: Large

it does the job over covering the parts that the shadow government is saying that if we show them in public, the commies will take over. Larges does the job of hiding my perfectly sculpted chest of man hair from allowing the reds to wipe out capatlism

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Tyrannosaurus Dex wrote a review of on June 1, 2016

3 5

Familiarity: I returned this product before using it

I found these on a screaming deal and thought why not, I need a superlight boot for touring the wasatch. To be fair, I normally wear a size 10 shoe, which is about 28, but in my alpine boots I wear a 25.5, so I thought that the 26 would give me the room to grow and enjoy the walk up and the ski down with great control and comfort. I couldn't even get my foot into the boot. Tried damn near everything to get them in but no luck, so sadly I had to return them

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