Dex Mills

Dex Mills

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I Frolic in the woods of Little Cottonwood Canyon with Unicorns!

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Dex Mills

Dex Millswrote a review of on August 22, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Height: 6'

As I move from my youth towards the obsolescence of middle age, I beleived it was time to move from shoes with socks to sock with sandals, because you know the dad look is in when you hit thirty. Along with tucking my non sarcastic Hawaiian shirt into my super sweet collection of cargo shorts, I was set to impress all of the dads at the local park.

They fit like a glove over my super thick wool socks and allowed me to move free at my kids soccer games and not have any gravel get between my socks and the sole of the shoes (its like stepping on a damn Lego when that happens) .

My kids are not speaking with me anymore until I start wearing shoes or wear these without the socks. So I think Ill keep rocking them till after football season just to keep them out of my hair when my team is playing.

Dad jokes and mini van are sadly not included

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Dex Millswrote a review of on August 10, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Just picked up one of these bad boys on the recommendation of my favorite blogger/radio/tv host Alex Jones, because he is saying that the end of the world is going to come soon and this tool will cover all of my needs.

It has all the tools I need for tuning my HAM radio to communicate with the freedom fighters after the shadow government comes down and blows us all to hell after the President executes Order 66 and turns this nation into a socialist wasteland. With the customization, it fits my wrist like a dream and It can go thru security at the airport. TSA can't touch this, and I like that because when the government needs to create another tragedy to hinder the people for free thinking and I'm on that plane, I can stop them and spread the truth about the government and everyone will believe me that JET FUEL CANT MELT STEAL BEAMS!
Just to repeat my self in case the shadow government sensors this post, it has a glass breaker to escape the impending unconstitutional lock up for spreading the truth about the shadow government.

PERFECT TOOL TO HELP WHEN THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT TAKES OVER AND TO STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM ANOTHER FALSE FLAG EVENT!

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Dex Millswrote a review of on August 8, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Since Jerry got on here and is trying to silence my voice on the greats of this prefect protest bag with "Blatant propaganda for political cause." I'm re writing this.

Great for handing out flyers for MEATICIDE a vegan protest band that plays local stores that sell the flesh of animals. It held all my flyers with no problem and had enough space to hold my non GMO, fair wage, non discrimantory workers made water bottle as well.

Fits like a Champ and secures tightly. Holds a ton of weight , so when Jerry snitches on protest and your freedom to review items how ever you want, you can smack him up side the skull with a bag full of bricks. Problem is now Im going to have to live out of it for a bit, as that snitch Jerry, keeps turning me in via social media.


DAMMIT JERRY

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Dex Mills

Dex Millswrote a review of on July 23, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

I not a super fan of headphones as I think everyone should have to listen to the podcast about how the government is behind every major event of pain in the last 50 years but Bill, the bus driver said that if I don't get headphones they are going to revoke my bus pass. Without my bus pass I can 't spread the truth about chemtrails and vaccines, so I had to buy headphones.

They work well and keeping the truth bombs dropping in my head while on the bus. They disconnect easily once Im off the bus to help spread the truth about the shadow government.

COME ON SHEEPLE WAKE UP!

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Dex Millswrote a review of on July 22, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Provided the light that was needed for my eyes to send signals to my brain about how much ice cream I was shoveling into my face after the break up with Becky. I was so depressed that I forgot to pay the power bill, needed to eat away the feelings of Becky being gone, along with the Ice Cream that was surely going to melt, just like my relationship with Becky.

It was nice that it didn't melt the Ice Cream with the three settings, and the controls were easy to use, even with the tears from crying about losing Becky, and the Ice Cream that was quickly melting. Battery Life was as long as the future that I was planning on having with Becky (which involved two kids, a dog, a house and a sweet picket fence that Becky and I could BBQ behind every weekend, but that not going to happen now , is it? )

If I could I would take Becky back over having to use this to see what feelings I was eating, but works great and fits great

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Dex Millswrote a review of on July 22, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've used it several times

It did the job of sustaining my needed dietary needs while hiding out in a bunker under Disney Land while waiting for the Aliens to come down and take over the earth. Only down side other than being crazy delicious ( Chili was my favs, totes) was that I couldn't shape a sweet tin foil hat out of the bags

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Dex Millswrote a review of on June 29, 2016

4 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 200 lbs
Size Purchased: Large

it does the job over covering the parts that the shadow government is saying that if we show them in public, the commies will take over. Larges does the job of hiding my perfectly sculpted chest of man hair from allowing the reds to wipe out capatlism

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Dex Millswrote a review of on June 1, 2016

3 5

Familiarity: I returned this product before using it

I found these on a screaming deal and thought why not, I need a superlight boot for touring the wasatch. To be fair, I normally wear a size 10 shoe, which is about 28, but in my alpine boots I wear a 25.5, so I thought that the 26 would give me the room to grow and enjoy the walk up and the ski down with great control and comfort. I couldn't even get my foot into the boot. Tried damn near everything to get them in but no luck, so sadly I had to return them

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Dex Millswrote a review of on April 13, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

I bought this ski with the thought that I would be using it more for groomers and park laps as I was working in the MT. Hood area. I do have other sets for the wicked deep days and thanks to the reflect tech (where the rocker matches the side cut) these actually put every other ski in my quiver into hibernation (exception is my touring set up) These were the perfect skis for a winter that was mostly spent skiing hard pack and groomers. Still when it did snow the rocker in the tip and tail allowed for generous float and the stability at any speed was perfect. From tight trees to bombing groomers at mach looney, I never felt like the skis were going to give up. They had a feel of wanting more, while not leaving me in the back seat. Being a little narrower than many of today's powder boards they did see some flaws arise when the snow decided to come, but they didn't dive or feel bogged down in the deep stuff. This is a ski that works and excels at almost everything and its build is coming from a guy that make gold medal skis.

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Dex Millswrote a review of on April 11, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Size Purchased: 10

Damn near weight nothing (5 oz per shoe) and comfortable to boot. Same slick stylings that have been making slip ons my go to shoe for 10 plus years.

FYI: they should be tight out of the box. I had a pair a few years back that were loose and by the time they broke in, damn things wouldn't stay on my feet for the life of me.

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Dex Millswrote a review of on April 6, 2016

4 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Height: 6'
Weight: 10000010 lbs
Size Purchased: XL

Bought this jacket after demoing my insulated jacket on a rock earlier this year. Was pleasantly suprized when I bought this on the size and fit. I went with a size larger than I normally do for that super sweet look and little extra length for the wet days that we surely to come. I rocked this the remaining days that I had with only a light base layer, and maybe another layer if it got below 0, I was warm at all times with.
Would recommend to any resort rider looking for a comfortable good looking solid jacket

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