Dex Mills

Dex Mills

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I Frolic in the woods of Little Cottonwood Canyon with Unicorns!

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Dex Mills

Dex Millswrote a review of on July 23, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

I not a super fan of headphones as I think everyone should have to listen to the podcast about how the government is behind every major event of pain in the last 50 years but Bill, the bus driver said that if I don't get headphones they are going to revoke my bus pass. Without my bus pass I can 't spread the truth about chemtrails and vaccines, so I had to buy headphones.

They work well and keeping the truth bombs dropping in my head while on the bus. They disconnect easily once Im off the bus to help spread the truth about the shadow government.

COME ON SHEEPLE WAKE UP!

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Dex Millswrote a review of on July 23, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

This bag was awesome for covering the local college campus with flyers for my band MEATICIDE, a vegan protest band that plays local stores that sell the flesh of animals. It held all my flyers with no problem and had enough space to hold my non GMO, fair wage, non discrimantory workers made water bottle as well.

It secured tight to my back when I was running from the local meat processing plants when Jerry told everyone on social media what we were doing, as security and the cops, tried to bust our peaceful protest of stopping the killing of innocent animals. Glad the toughness of the bag held up to hitting Jerry, that snitch, across the face with my bag.
Dammit Jerry

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Dex Millswrote a review of on July 22, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Provided the light that was needed for my eyes to send signals to my brain about how much ice cream I was shoveling into my face after the break up with Becky. I was so depressed that I forgot to pay the power bill, needed to eat away the feelings of Becky being gone, along with the Ice Cream that was surely going to melt, just like my relationship with Becky.

It was nice that it didn't melt the Ice Cream with the three settings, and the controls were easy to use, even with the tears from crying about losing Becky, and the Ice Cream that was quickly melting. Battery Life was along as the future that I was planning on having with Becky (which involved two kids, a dog, a house and a sweet picket fence that Becky and I could BBQ behind every weekend, but that not going to happen now ,is it? )

If I could I would take Becky back over having to use this to see what feelings I was eating, but works great and fits great

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Dex Millswrote a review of on July 22, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've used it several times

It did the job of sustaining my needed dietary needs while hiding out in a bunker under Disney Land while waiting for the Aliens to come down and take over the earth. Only down side other than being crazy delicious ( Chili was my favs, totes) was that I couldn't shape a sweet tin foil hat out of the bags

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Dex Millswrote a review of on June 29, 2016

4 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 200 lbs
Size Purchased: Large

it does the job over covering the parts that the shadow government is saying that if we show them in public, the commies will take over. Larges does the job of hiding my perfectly sculpted chest of man hair from allowing the reds to wipe out capatlism

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Dex Millswrote a review of on June 1, 2016

3 5

Familiarity: I returned this product before using it

I found these on a screaming deal and thought why not, I need a superlight boot for touring the wasatch. To be fair, I normally wear a size 10 shoe, which is about 28, but in my alpine boots I wear a 25.5, so I thought that the 26 would give me the room to grow and enjoy the walk up and the ski down with great control and comfort. I couldn't even get my foot into the boot. Tried damn near everything to get them in but no luck, so sadly I had to return them

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review flagged as silly - pretty worthless review - this is a great piece of equipment. Click here to view.

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Dex Millswrote a review of on April 13, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

I bought this ski with the thought that I would be using it more for groomers and park laps as I was working in the MT. Hood area. I do have other sets for the wicked deep days and thanks to the reflect tech (where the rocker matches the side cut) these actually put every other ski in my quiver into hibernation (exception is my touring set up) These were the perfect skis for a winter that was mostly spent skiing hard pack and groomers. Still when it did snow the rocker in the tip and tail allowed for generous float and the stability at any speed was perfect. From tight trees to bombing groomers at mach looney, I never felt like the skis were going to give up. They had a feel of wanting more, while not leaving me in the back seat. Being a little narrower than many of today's powder boards they did see some flaws arise when the snow decided to come, but they didn't dive or feel bogged down in the deep stuff. This is a ski that works and excels at almost everything and its build is coming from a guy that make gold medal skis.

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Dex Millswrote a review of on April 11, 2016

5 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Size Purchased: 10

Damn near weight nothing (5 oz per shoe) and comfortable to boot. Same slick stylings that have been making slip ons my go to shoe for 10 plus years.

FYI: they should be tight out of the box. I had a pair a few years back that were loose and by the time they broke in, damn things wouldn't stay on my feet for the life of me.

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Dex Millswrote a review of on April 6, 2016

4 5

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Fit: True to size
Height: 6'
Weight: 10000010 lbs
Size Purchased: XL

Bought this jacket after demoing my insulated jacket on a rock earlier this year. Was pleasantly suprized when I bought this on the size and fit. I went with a size larger than I normally do for that super sweet look and little extra length for the wet days that we surely to come. I rocked this the remaining days that I had with only a light base layer, and maybe another layer if it got below 0, I was warm at all times with.
Would recommend to any resort rider looking for a comfortable good looking solid jacket

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