Neff Corpo Hat
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No doubt they'll believe your story.
Bite for your right to party while wearing the Neff Corpo Hat. Bite? Yeah, bite. What else are you going to do when a cadre of ninja monkeys drop from the sky above your pool party, knock you and your friends to the ground, and tie your hands behind your back? You could roll around like a total pansy for a little while, but we suggest using the only weapon you've got left, teeth. Maybe you didn't even brush this morning; in that case, use your land-fill-quality breath to stun those little suckers, then make a break for the safety of the neighbor's house.