Marmot Limestone 6-Person Tent Footprint
You've been spending way too much time hanging out with your LARP friends.
'The Earth was angry and uneven that day, my friends. There were razor-sharp rocks strewn just below the forest surface. And the trees' discarded sticks, like daggers and swords, littered the abandoned landscape. But there was no reason to fear these, nor the other sharp objects that threaten to devour tent bottoms, for yours truly had brought along The Marmot Limestone 6-Person Tent Footprint to protect said investment! Were it not for the wizards at Marmot who crafted this footprint to fit snugly beneath the Limestone 6-Person Tent, moisture and other evil things would surely have ruined an otherwise delightful sojourn in the wood. And so thanks to the Limestone Footprint, and after an uneventful night's sleep, I doth woke and basked in the glory that was the new day alight on the radiant canyon floor.'