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We wonder if he had to probe anyone for these technologies.

Mike Olson builds each Lib Tech Cygnus X1 BTX Snowboard with his bare, strong hands—and hijacked alien technology. How else can you explain the Cygnus’s ability to dominate everything in its path without weighing as much as dark matter?
  • Ultra Light End Grain Eco Timbers give the core its super pop and herculean strength without hurting our planet or weighing you down
  • Numerically enhanced Banana Tech and Magne-Traction combine to give you a loose, skate-like ride and the ability to change directions at your heart’s desire—just like a hippie speedball
  • Vectran Torsion Rods were stolen from the planet Xorg while Mike was searching for a way to increase board feel and bring ollie power to a whole new level of stoned—errr…highness?
  • Seamless Self-Healing bio-polymer sidewalls were found in a parallel dimension where sticks and rocks actually attack you while riding— shove something in there and watch it grow back!
  • Perfect twin geometry allows you to ride forwards or backwards through time and take over the world—Ok, we only wish that were true, but you can still ride switch like a bad muthaf*ka

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too much

With a price tag at this much it should ride, spin, flip, ollie and slide for you!

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So have you actually ridden it or are you just saying you cant afford it? Not that I am about to buy one but what you wrote doesnt really qualify as a review.

Ok after reading the tech I still dont...

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Ok after reading the tech I still dont understand the price tag, and it only has btx tech, not a c2btx? bunk

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This board has got to have some sort of chick picking up ability or something.

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This board is good and all but the price no way i can get up to 4 boards for this price.