Newport Daypack

Going to school isn't quite so bad when you have your Keen Newport Daypack loaded up with your laptop, rope, smoke bombs, and a reservoir full of gin and juice. Once you get to class pull the smoke bombs out of the security pocket and light them for an instant distraction, then use the rope to tie all of the desks together. By the time you've ran the rope outside and attached it to the bumper of your car, you'll still have time to pull out your laptop and upload video of the carnage.