Effective drinkers get everything organized BEFORE they get drunk.
'Where is my ID?! Where is my debit card?!' you shout as you dump the entire contents of your massive purse onto the bar. Your boyfriend quietly reminds you that he has them for you. 'You don't have them! You never have anything! I ... I am the one who has to do everything,' you shout/slur at him. As the bouncer pulls you out, you tell him that someone at his dump-of-a-bar stole your ID, and that if he were doing his job, it would be in your purse. In the morning, your boyfriend hands you your cards, and you realize that if you'd had the Hurley Women's Spectrum Checkbook Wallet II, you could have avoided this entire mess.