Gnu

Smart Pickle PBTX Snowboard

Why brag about your kid's minor scholastic achievements when you can flaunt the superiority of your wicked-smart snowboard? Scoop up a Gnu Smart Pickle PBTX Snowboard and start boasting about the cutting-edge Smart PBTX profile and asymmetric shape which enables easier heelside turns. A Smart PBTX profile blends rocker between the feet with mild camber extending to the tip and tail. Float through powder and dissect the terrain park with this freestyle-savvy quiver killer while your friends struggle to keep up on their "all-mountain," non-smart snowboards.    

After trouncing your friends through pow-filled glades and stupefying them with your park prowess, assault them with a nonstop deluge of technical details about your new ride. Even if your friends could care less, gloat about the Smart Pickle's asymmetrical sidecut, which gives your heelside turns more power with a deeper turning radius. Further inform them about the anatomical difference between toe and heelside turning dynamics. Toeside turns naturally have more leverage, so the toeside sidecut is toned down(larger radius) in comparison to that of the heelside(smaller radius). The board's Magne-Traction edges are also asymmetric in serration; these edges allow more power on heelside turns and extra finesse on toeside turns.

By now your friends are thoroughly disinterested in hearing more tech jargon, but they perk up when you boost over a slow sign with a monstrous ollie. Instead of showering your shred buds more superlatives about the board's high-energy aspen and paulownia core, you instead decide to stay quiet. The last time you bragged about your kid's 4.0 GPA (hey, this stuff counts in kindergarten) you were banished from conversation for at least a month. Maybe you should look into a bumper sticker to profess your pride in the Smart Pickle PBTX Snowboard instead.