Eureka Tetragon 1610 Tent 9-Person 3-Season
Now you just need to train one of the kids to be a butler and the other a maid.
If you hate the claustrophobic feel you get in most tents look to Eureka's Tetragon 1610. This 9-person, 3-season tent has elbow room on a grand scale. The dome-tent mansion divides into three rooms—each with its own door—so your kids sleeping in the wings don't have to wake you up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. It has a mud mat so you don't mess up your imported rugs, and skylights so you can see the stars from the ballroom floor. Four big flat panel screens aid cross ventilation keeping you cool and preventing condensation.