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This is Shirt, the Discrete Long-Sleeve Shirt to be exact. Shirt enjoys hanging out with his pal pants and sometimes his summer-buddy shorts. Shirt is happy whether you're chilling at home or heading out for the night, and Shirt loves sleeping on the floor of that girl you met at the park. Shirt hates when mustard spills on him and really gets his ass chapped when drunks spill drinks on it.

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I like this shirt

    I like this shirt, but it fits a bit on the smaller size. I tend to run into this a lot with shirts...being in between a Small or Medium, I'm 5'8" 150lbs and usually wear button down shirts in a Small quite comfortably. Occasionally I run into an issue with button down wear it's too tight across the back...which is what happened here. Honestly, it fit great when I was just standing there, but as soon as I would bring my arms up it was a tighter hug on my back than I would like. If your not planning to be too active in this shirt then get it, because it does look great!!


      Can you say snap buttons? Come on...say it with me..."snap buttons". There is nothing better in the world than a comfortable shirt that not only cleans up your grimy ski bum self enough to take advantage of the free drinks when Powder mag editors are in town, but it is hot-chick-tear-proof too. That crazy babe who was eyeing you from the corner of the bar while you threw back twiskeys and PBRs like it's your job just can't wait to drag you into your van and rip that shirt off of you. Ordinarily, you'd be finding buttons mashed into your shag carpet the next morning, but with this shirt, you'll just find your arm asleep under her sexy self thanks largely in part to those awesome snap buttons. So, say it again..."snap buttons". Oh yeah...ya dig?

      Nothing Special

        This shirt by Discrete is nice, however it is nothing special. It is fashioned from a light weight cotton, and has that flannel feel. The pearl buttons are a nice feature, however they are heavy against the lightweight nature of the material. Fit is pretty true to size, I am a medium (5'10 130 lbs) and went with the Dapper Black color. Fit runs a bit longer in length. My complaint is this would be a better product if it was built from a heavier cotton/flannel.