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Sampras Jacket - Men's

Walk into the local gym while wearing the DC Sampras Jacket and a whistle so you can get through to the meat-heads on a genetic level when you blow it and hurl obscenities at them. They can’t resist the urge to obey your coach-like appearance in the nylon Sampras track jacket, so line them up and repay them for years of torture when you launch a barrage of dodge balls at them from an automatic ball shooter engineered by a doctor that these jerks used to call Chester Cheese.