You need this.
Who in their right mind would buy this? I did. I plan on buying more. This thing is pretty fun to play around with. It can do some minor woodwork, but people just chuckle when they see me do that because they know why I bought it - to keep them off my property. It is balanced well fro throwing, I can stick a tree from 20 feet out 1 out of 10 times (hey, I am not a professional, just a dude who likes to throw sharp stuff). Get this for bragging rights alone!