The fish didn't know any better
- Gender: Male
- Familiarity: I've used it several times
If you interviewed the local trout about this fly they would say something like "I really had no idea. I thought that a fly had landed on the water, so I ate it. Next thing I knew this guy in strange pants was pulling me out of the water with an evil grin on his face. While I was impressed with his trickery, it made me very late for a meeting at work so I was rather upset. As a fish I would not endorse this product, it is cruel and dishonest."