Gear Review

5 5

One Sexy, Purple, Bad Ass, Beast.

Insert angelic choir of rapture here. Picture me inappropriately caressing and kissing this irresistibly desirable little siren of a temptress. One thing that sucks a big one about most lockers is that they weigh about five thousand pounds, and are about as sexy as a tipped over porta-potty. This is not that locker. It is purple, slender, light-weight, easy to clip, and makes you ten percent more beautiful just by clipping it to your rack. Seriously though, this is the best locker I have ever used... I frigging love the thing. Picture miraculous rays of light glinting and flitting upon said Biner, as harp music echos delicately in the background.