Oh man, the first to write about a Spork!
How lucky am I, writing about the totally incredible SPORK! No, seriously, it's a spork, how great can it be? Well, as far as sporks go this one seems to function quite well. I'm trying to think of something it does poorly, and I can't think of one... dam you spork, your too awesome! It can cut through oatmeal so fast and rips through pasta as well. It can even hold your tea bag while it drains. and if anyone knows how to play the "spoon game" it can serve up some serious punishment.