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Gear Review

1 5

Its not cool any more

My initial reaction to this hat was amazing but as time went on I started to see some problems. First I enjoy being alone occasionally but with this hat I had ten to fifteen women following me everywhere. Second it?s not that it's irremovable it?s just that I can't take it off because I immediately feel a part of my soul missing. Also it sucks because I don't get to see it. I thought i would solve this by buying my friends some so I can see them. I got them and they were too awesome for my friends so now I wear five hats. I now think I am a polygamist because I have a hard time saying no to women and I have had at least seven women propose to me.