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Gear Review

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I have stinky feet..

Have you ever smelled death? Have you ever witnessed death? Have you ever vomited when someone next to you did? Have you ever smelled a dirty little kid with crap in his pants? Good for you, now you get the slightest idea of what I am talking about. Now wrap all those things into a giant burrito of love and you have my feet.
This stuff works better than regular detergents and it makes my water shoes tolerable.
The next time you smell something so horrible that you want to puke it might just be me taking my shoes off.